漫画摩界 发表于 2022-1-10 16:35:11

一场误会空欢喜

<section style="font-size: 16px;" data-mpa-powered-by="yiban.io"><section style="margin-top: 0.5em;margin-bottom: 0.5em;padding-left: 0.45em;" powered-by="xiumi.us"><section style="border-left: 2px solid rgb(255, 0, 0);padding: 5px;"><section style="font-size: 17px;" powered-by="xiumi.us"><p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 不知道大家有没有发现,如果把大多数的踏板车去掉两个轮子,再把它倒过来看,是不是有点像一只高跟鞋?于是就容易产生一点误会。</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;一户人家,儿子在温习功课,突然客厅里传来打闹声,儿子看到墙上的投影以为是爸爸新买的踏板摩托车,顿时喜出望外。</p></section></section><section style="width: 0px;margin-left: -0.45em;border-top: 1em solid rgb(255, 0, 0);border-left: 0.5em solid transparent !important;border-right: 0.5em solid transparent !important;"><section><svg viewbox="0 0 1 1" style="float:left;line-height:0;width:0;vertical-align:top;"></svg></section></section></section><section style="text-align: center;" powered-by="xiumi.us"><section style="vertical-align: middle;display: inline-block;line-height: 0;"></section></section><section style="margin-top: 0.5em;margin-bottom: 0.5em;padding-right: 0.45em;" powered-by="xiumi.us"><section style="border-right: 2px solid rgb(255, 0, 0);padding: 5px;"><section style="font-size: 17px;" powered-by="xiumi.us"><p style="clear: none;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;可走到客厅一看,噢!天哪!原来是这么回事,墙上的的投影是妈妈的高跟鞋,还以为是辆踏板车呢!哎!洗洗睡吧!</p></section></section><section style="width: 0px;margin-right: -0.45em;float: right;border-top: 1em solid rgb(255, 0, 0);border-left: 0.5em solid transparent !important;border-right: 0.5em solid transparent !important;"><section><svg viewbox="0 0 1 1" style="float:left;line-height:0;width:0;vertical-align:top;"></svg></section></section><section style="clear: both;"><section><svg viewbox="0 0 1 1" style="float:left;line-height:0;width:0;vertical-align:top;"></svg></section></section></section><section style="text-align: center;" powered-by="xiumi.us"><section style="vertical-align: middle;display: inline-block;line-height: 0;"></section></section><section style="margin-top: 20px;margin-bottom: 10px;" powered-by="xiumi.us"><section style="display: inline-block;width: 100%;vertical-align: top;border-style: solid;border-width: 1px;border-radius: 5px;border-color: rgb(249, 51, 29);overflow: visible;padding: 10px 20px;background-color: rgb(242, 245, 247);"><section style="text-align: left;font-size: 2px;margin: -30px 0% 15px;" powered-by="xiumi.us"><section style="display: inline-block;width: 50px;height: 20px;vertical-align: top;overflow: hidden;line-height: 0;letter-spacing: 0px;"><section style="transform: rotateZ(45deg);" powered-by="xiumi.us"><section style="text-align: center;margin-top: 10px;margin-right: 0%;margin-left: 0%;"><section style="display: inline-block;width: 20px;height: 20px;vertical-align: top;overflow: hidden;border-style: solid;border-width: 1px;border-color: rgb(249, 51, 29);background-color: rgb(241, 245, 247);"><section powered-by="xiumi.us"></section></section></section></section></section></section><section style="color: rgb(80, 80, 80);font-size: 17px;line-height: 1.8;letter-spacing: 1.8px;" powered-by="xiumi.us"><p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 搞笑一下,下回见!</p></section></section></section></section><p><br/></p><link rel="stylesheet" href="//bbs.591moto.com/source/plugin/wcn_editor/public/wcn_editor_fit.css?v134_u1T" id="wcn_editor_css"/>

梅川 发表于 2022-1-10 21:53:45

踏板女人开的,当时的木兰

和平 发表于 2022-1-10 22:38:08

梅川 发表于 2022-1-10 21:53
踏板女人开的,当时的木兰

<p>知道木兰的至少得我这个年纪,哈哈!</p><link rel="stylesheet" href="//bbs.591moto.com/source/plugin/wcn_editor/public/wcn_editor_fit.css?v134_u1T" id="wcn_editor_css"/>

小夜仙人 发表于 2022-1-11 06:34:56

火鸟表示不服https://wap.591moto.com/public/emotion/face_jizhi.png

@黄A终结者@ 发表于 2022-1-11 09:35:10

嘉陵当当车表示不服

m790418 发表于 2022-1-11 10:11:05

我已成为楼主的粉丝https://wap.591moto.com/public/emotion/face_jizhi.png

man 发表于 2022-1-11 13:07:16

楼主的脑洞是真的大啊!

khq 发表于 2022-1-11 15:08:56

汤姆斯表示木兰啥的都是小意思

奚震坚 发表于 2022-1-11 16:12:56

听说过永久萨克斯吗https://wap.591moto.com/public/emotion/face_ok.png

魔都赛艇 发表于 2022-1-11 16:25:31

是蛮https://wap.591moto.com/public/emotion/face_049.png搞笑的。
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